HERE COMES SPRING/TIME CHANGE/HOUSEHOLD CONFUSION!

Good Morning Foodies!

When you look at your calendar, you can see that tomorrow is the FIRST DAY OF SPRING! I am not sure if OLD MAN WINTER is finished with us quite yet. I just try to enjoy the spring days that we get.

In all honesty, one of the best things about having my PEEPS AND GRAND PEEPS is having them come to visit,–so they can help reset all the electronic stuff.

I immediately say, “WOULD YOU PLEASE GO THROUGH THE HOUSE AND FIX EVERYTHING THAT IS BLINKING!” I was listening to a conversation between my daughter, daughter-in-law and grand peep. They were discussing something about phones, clouds, instagram, facetime—on and on and on! I was wondering if there was a ROSETTA STONE PROGRAM for us GERIATRIC GENERATION! GEEEZZZZZ!

I also learned that we have a SMART TV, BUT THE OWNERS, ARE DUMB BUTTS! When I hear them talking about “TWEETING, TWERKING, ETC.”, I want to ask, “IS THAT A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!”

I know you FOODIES, MY AGE, have heard that word once or twice while in high school. I was wondering if they even teach that anymore!

Another thing I learned is that MEN cannot MULTI-TASK!

If you give a man one simple instruction, he will not do it or he will call you and ask for further explanation. Here is the kicker: If you give him more detailed instructions, he is so confused and will not call you, because it shows he was not listening and cannot multi-task. So, at this point, HE FIGURES OUT HOW TO DO IT—MIGHT NOT BE HOW YOU WANTED IT, BUT IT GETS DONE! MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY HAVE NO CLUE THAT YOU PLANNED IT THAT WAY!

Don’t know about you but it takes me a while to adjust when this time change comes around! I guess it has something to do with losing that hour! At my age, I don’t like to lose anything! Sometimes I think about those words, “THE GOOD OLE DAYS!”—all I can say now is, the best thing about THE GOOD OLE DAYS, is that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old! Yep, pretty much survived everything: MOM CHASING ME WITH THAT WOODEN SPOON; BEING AROUND LEAD PAINT; NO CAR SEAT; NO SEAT BELT; NO BIKE HELMET—Yep, we survived somehow!

I guess the bottom line to all this is, just sit back and just remember “LIFE IS A BEAUTIFUL RIDE, JUST LET IT BE!”

Have a few adventures to attend next week, will post some of the happenings.

KITCHEN WILL BE CLOSED FROM MONDAY MARCH 24-MONDAY, MARCH 31ST.

Have a safe and productive weekend!