CHRISTMAS HUMOR!!!!

Good Morning Foodies: The other day, I was sitting compiling my crazy lists of things to do for the upcoming holidays, so that I stay organized. If you would watch me make lists, you would just roll over with laughter. There is something about writing things down that make me feel like I have something to refer to in case I have a case of “MEMORY LOSS”!
When I write things down, I come up with crazy sayings and thoughts! For example, I had a GRAND PEEP, with me one time, while doing a list and she asked me if I had a “PAYPAL”! I think when she saw my face, she figured I really didn’t know what she was talking about. She asked me, “GRAMMIE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PAYPAL IS?” I sat up straight, pulled my shoulders back and looked at her straight in the eyes and said, “OF COURSE, THAT IS MY FRIEND WHO PICKS UP THE CHECK WHEN WE GO OUT TO LUNCH!” Can you believe, she rolled her eyes at me?”
I then proceeded to share with her my letter to SANTA! I wanted her to know that her GRAMMIE has a great sense of humor! Here was my letter:
“DEAR SANTA,
PLESE GIVE ME A BIG FAT BANK ACCOUNT AND A VERY SLIM BODY. PLEASE, PLEASE, DON’T MIX THOSE TWO UP LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR!” THANKS SO MUCH GEAUXASKALICE!
Have a safe and productive weekend! TRY TO LAUGH A BIT, REMOVES THAT UGLY STRESS!!!