BEACH TRIP SUMMARY!!!!

Good Morning Foodies: HUBBY and I have decided that our beach days are pretty well coming to an end. You know how you just outgrow things or you find other interests. I am no longer interested in baking in the sun, tracking through the sand, leaving my flip-flops behind and to return and they are missing!!!! I do love being with my PEEPS AND GRAND PEEPS!… So, HUBBY and I decided we just do a few days instead of a whole week. Not even want to discuss putting on that bathing suit that NASA MAKES! You know what I am talking about! For those of you who missed my description of those “FABULOUS MIRACLE SUITS”, here it is again. I hear that the NASA SPACE PROGRAM, makes the fabric for these suits. This fabric makes SPANX feel like fine lingerie! When you are able to pull it on, just look at yourself sideways—CAUSE THAT IS THE BEST IT IS GOING TO BE! When you face forward, you look like a flat pancake. Not good, my friends! After trying one on, I know why they are called MIRACLE SUITS—-IT TAKES A MIRACLE TO GET IT OFF! Makes you want to slap someone with your FLIP-FLOP! These suits take two people to help pull it on and it is so tight you could bounce quarters off of it. God forbid you have to go to the bathroom! Nothing worse than trying to pull back on a wet suit. I was told that WINE WAS NOT FATTENING BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU LEAN! Well, I tried to drink as much as I could and it definitely made me “LEAN”!
The other thing I found out about myself when going to the beach is, “I DON’T SKINNY DIP—BUT I DO CHUNKY DUNK!”
All in all, you have to let go of all the stuff that goes wrong, because things will go wrong. There is no such thing as a perfect holiday, vacation or gathering. Try to find the humor in those crazy happenings! Laughing is so good for the soul!
The most important thing to remember is this: “HOW WE SPEND OUR DAYS IS HOW WE SPEND OUR LIVES!”
Have a most wonderful and productive weekend!