SUPERMARKET MANNERS!

Good Morning Foodies! I was so excited yesterday, as I ventured out into the shopping world again after being held hostage in my home due to the crazy weather and more pandemic stuff.
I just couldn’t wait to get back into the hustle bustle of pushing that buggy. My first stop, CHAMPAGNE’S, JOEY’S, and FRESH MARKET!
As usual, I grabbed the biggest basket, you know the one that even has a vase for your fresh flowers. I am so happy pushing my mega-buggy—then I run into trouble. I got behind a young lady in “SKINNY JEANS”, pushing one of those mini-buggies. You know the ones that only your purse would fit in. You would even have to drag your kid behind it because it is so small. I am thinking who shops with that size buggy. I know it is the same gals that do those commercials for “BABY BEL CHEESE BITES AND SINGLE BITE CHOCOLATE CANDY MORSELS”. Come on you know the ones I am talking about. These gals who do those commercials use up 10 bites to eat that itty-bitty piece of morsel. Heck, in 10 bites I can eat the whole bag.
Have no fear, I politely whacked the “SKINNY JEAN GAL” upside the head with my “BEN AND JERRY’S GALLON OF MARDI GRAS FLAVORED ICE CREAM.” Being the nice person that I am, I dragged her body and mini-buggy to the aisle of “WHEAT GRASS, QUINOA, WHOLE WHEAT EVERYTHING, FAT-FREE-GUILT FREE EVERYTHING!” I also dropped all my empty chocolate candy wrappers all around her body. They will think she just overdosed due to not having any good thing in years!
I am not a violent person, but sometimes you have to knock common sense into people. As Snow White would probably say to me, “YOU SURE ARE GRUMPY!” I would have to say, “YES, BECAUSE I AM DEALING WITH DOPEY!”
Now, my next big problem to solve, WHY IS IT THAT WITH ALL THIS FREEZING COLD WEATHER, I STILL GET BIT BY MOSQUITOES! These little suckers, have winter gear!
Stay safe, in this crazy next few days of weather. Yep, temp goes bonkers!
The KITCHEN WILL BE CLOSED MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15TH-WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17TH. Going to try and get through VALENTINE’S DAY, PRESIDENT’S DAY, MARDI GRAS, ASH WEDNESDAY/LENT! Will be back on THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH!
Have a safe and productive weekend!