SCHEDULES AND TIMING—WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT!

Do you ever get that feeling that sometimes there are just too many things going on in your life and you don’t know how to fit it in? I am sure we have all felt that way one time or another! If not, call me, I WANT TO MEET YOU! I bet I can shake up your world!
Poor HUBBY—I must say he gets the brunt of my ANXIOUS PANICKY MOODS! When I feel it coming on, I always put up a poster with the following reminders for him—(basically, how to stay out of my way and trouble)!
FIVE DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN:
1-“FINE”-The word WOMEN use to END AN ARUGUMENT, when she knows she is RIGHT and he just needs to be QUIET!
2-“NOTHING”-Means SOMETHING and he needs to be WORRIED!
3-“GO AHEAD”-This is a DARE, not PERMISSION, so DON’T DO IT!
4-“WHATEVER”-A WOMAN’S way of saying #%&*!
5-“THAT’S OK”-She is thinking LONG and HARD on how and when he will PAY FOR HIS MISTAKE!
“BONUS WORD”- “WOW”-This is not a COMPLIMENT. She is amazed that one person can be so GOOFY!
I have learned in my many years just to calm my inner self. When someone has to ask me something over and over, and says, “ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING?” I politely just say, “NO, I JUST HEARD ENOUGH!”
Remember LIFE IS JUST TOO SHORT:
-BUY THE SHOES
-DRINK THE WINE
-EAT THE DESSERT
I have also learned in the many LIFE CRISIS, I do not have to dial “911”, I just call up “WINE-ONE-ONE”. Much faster and better results!
Hubby and I will be attending a wedding this weekend for some dear friends! The kitchen will be closed on Monday, June 27th and open on Tuesday, June 28th.
Have a safe and productive weekend!